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A cautionary tale of 2 people and their strategy for interaction
Two people sat in the same office day after day with targets, of personal and team achievement, to be met. The bosses showed no mercy and piled on more work. The people were watched and their time keeping was meticulously recorded. Time for toilet visits was reduced to 4 minutes. Lunch breaks were cut to 10 minutes. Their stress threshold plummeted to an all time low.
Some people got feelings of being bored and frustrated, as their opportunity for creativity went out the window. They had to keep their noses to the grindstone. So, to relieve their their work load and have some fun, so they thought, 2 people started to play games with each other.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
They started to pick on each other and poke fun. That made them feel better for a while. Snide remarks such as;" Hey look at you - dressed up like a dog's dinner", were followed by gestures, followed by even more suggestive gestures. Then one person decided to hide the other person's pen and had great delight in watching the other waste time and squirm when the boss wanted to know what was going on. The other person lied a little; saying he had lost his pen. Then the person retaliated by messing up the other person's papers on the desk when out for a quick toilet break. And so the games went on but got more devious and less funny. They started making others feel small at the expense of friendship. One person even felt like hitting the other. Thoughts of murderous rage arose in the mind. After a while they got bored again, as the game didn't seem as much fun as they thought it was.
So, they decided to start picking on other people in the office. Again they had some fun, while feeling united against the rest.
Then they found themselves alone and not being spoken to by the other people. Their fun and games had created so much distraction and attention diverting, that they were not working as a team anymore. Performance had fallen and output was down. The atmosphere changed from happy friendly to grim watchfulness. There were rumor's that Management was on the warpath getting ready to remove non productive workers (most likely the trouble makers -although they would protest that they were just joking and harmless pranks).
Spoilsports?
So much so, that the habit of poking fun and picking on people began to affect the 2 people's social lives. Whether at home with their families or with their friends, the fun had escalated from nudging people out of the way into fights, pushing others while, on one occasion, picking someone up and spinning them around. Then they started throwing things at each other (as you do?), paper objects and cushions, then heavier and finally bigger objects. Friends and family began to feel unsafe around them.
The last straw
The Christmas party was to follow after office hours, the next day, but the 2 people decided that it was not soon enough. A few drinks at lunchtime made them feel bold, bolshi and aggressive even. They decided to put sticky tape on everything that moved, holly inside places such as files and cabinets and sticky sweets in the biscuit tin. Next day, by the time the office party arrive, everyone was in a bad mood.
Out of sight
Meanwhile the family members, brothers and sisters had had enough. They decided that they were going to have some fun and enjoyment without the spoilsports and came up with a strategy. They stopped inviting the 2 people to their events. And what a difference it made! Everyone enjoyed themselves, without malice or embarrassment or wondering what next.
Time for change
The 2 people found themselves more and more excluded, isolated, lonely and alienated from contact with others.
One of the people began to realize if behavior and attitude was the key to was losing friends then perhaps it could be changed.
Next day that same person worked steadily throughout the day, with a cheery smile, while the other still kept up the banter and bitchy remarks. Other colleagues began to notice and started talk. One person made an effort to be friendly and gradually the atmosphere lightened. The other person, (who was still trying to pick on people but couldn't seem to find anyone to wind up - was feeling bored, miserable, frustrated while blaming everyone else for the troubles), decided to leave the job.
And finally
The office held a party - not for the person who was leaving but afterwards - as a reward for amazingly enhanced performance without pressure.
The toast was; "to the one person who made a difference".
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